Putin Shot Down Malaysian Airplane! Shocking PROOF!

There are many weird coincidences surrounding the dissapearence of the Malaysian Airlines plane.  These odd coincidences alone should point to a grand conspiracy of epic propotions, but now some brand new information has come to light that proves 100% without a doubt that this was a Russian tactic to turn media attention away from the crisis in the Ukraine.  We all know that Vladimir Putin is the Chuck Norris of Russia, but by the end of this article you will be convinced that Chuck Norris is second to Putin and that now “Chuck Norris is the Putin of America”….what a great blow to American manliness, dominance, and all around badassness.

  We know Russia already brought down a Polish plane killing most of the Polish government a few years back, so why not another a plane?  But why a random Malasyian plane?  Because it is not a random plane, it was of strategical importance to bring down!  Not only is the Russian government involved in this…it appears that zionist elements along with Illuminati elements are also involed in this soon to be determined tragedy.

I have a secret source who used to work for the CIA and the zionists….the Zionist eventually found out he wasnt circumsized so they banished him from all jewsishness.  He turned on them and started leaking information  to his friends, including me.  Before I reveal my source, I want to go over the large list of coincidences that have occured surrounding this dissapearence and my source’s views on the reasons behind them.  Also it is important to note that “malaise” is a condition of weakness and discomfort…It also sounds just like Malaysia!  America is also feeling weak right now and is uncomfortable about the situation in the Ukraine!  Coincidence?!  I think not!

1.  Iranian nationals with stolen passports –  It appears that the presence of these men was a contingency plan incase Putin was unable to bring down the airlines by himself.  Iran is an ally with Russia, and these men were to suicide bomb themselves if Putin was unable to bring down the plane.

2.  Americans working for clean power technology company in Texas –  One of the reasons Putin specifically chose this plane was to send a message to the powers that be in Washington.  Russia’s recent rerise to power is mainly due to an increase in Russian wealth due to the drilling and exportation of oil.  Things like clean energy and electric cars threaten Russia’s financial state….with less income from gas, Russia will not make as much money.  This was a clear message to the West that efforts to derail Russia’s oil income will not be tolerated.

3. 1 Russian national and 1 Ukrainian national onboard-  It appears that these 2 men were homosexual together and were planning on coming out together to the media.   We all know that Obama supports homosexuality and practices it himself, while Russia is strictly anti-ghey.  If these 2 men came out, it would symbolizes a Russia-Ukrainian Gay alliance.  I have heard these 2 men were not really gay, but it was really a jewish/zionist plan to feed this fake story to the media, in hopes of increasing homosexuality among the 2 nations…It appears that most jews have invested heavily in the popper, lube, and buttplug industry in Russia and Ukraine recently….probably to make a nice profit from the increased gayness in these 2 countries if the story did come out.

4.  Plane turning around before dissapearing off radar –  Now when I say Putin shot down the plane, I dont mean he ordered it shot down…I mean HE Brought it down himself! Most people already know that Putin is the Chuck Norris of Russia, but if the following claim  is true then it will mean that Chuck Norris is the Putin of America!  A shocking blow to USA manliness!  THe plane turned around because Putin personally fired a few shots at the plane to toy with it…it turned around in distress.  What happened next was unbelievable!  Putin ejected out of his seat, landed on top of the plane, punched a hole in its engines, jumped off, and then managed to land back into his jet!  It looked something like this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI

5.  Lack of wreckage and cellphones still on –  It appears the plane landed on a remote island.  This island has weird mystical properties to it.  SOme of the passengers are there but they are unable to leave or communicate with the outside world….I believe it is a secret soviet island base and they are using the passengers to test new technologies.   A doctor names Jack who survived is helping heal the wounded and an Australian drug addict musician is entertaining the survivors with his songs.  There is also a fat millionaire  A person named Daniel Faraday is trying to break and understand the weird power of the island but is still unsucesful.  My source was able to call one of the cellphones using stolen ZIonist technology.

Finally my source…well I can give you his name!  If I told you the Zionist-jew-illuminati-repitillian-Obama alliance would surely rape and sacrifice him to planet X!